i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
