Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
