if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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