His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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