no, he came in my armpit
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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