Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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