he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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