when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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