I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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