there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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