Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
People in love make me want to vomit
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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