maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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