Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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