I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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