we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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