Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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