Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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