I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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