I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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