I just made out with a guy for $7.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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