Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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