and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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