He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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