is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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