Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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