You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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