I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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