sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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