If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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