fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he puts the penis in happiness.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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