at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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