Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I have post one night stand depression
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