I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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