Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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