He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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