If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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