Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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