im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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