i would punch a child for taco bell
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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