There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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