i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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