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If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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