me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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