Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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