Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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