No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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