Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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