high people should be assigned attendants
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just googled if crying burns calories
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
This toilet bowl is my home.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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