Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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