I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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