You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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