She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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