So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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