he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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