walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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