id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
